By Denis Wabuyi
So I awoke to the noise in the neighbourhood, alarms, drums and songs.
Having gone to bed knowing that Americans are voting for the presidency and with Clinton leading the polls, I was surprised!
Because most Ugandans were in support of a Trump presidency, and I thought that all the noise was because Trump had won.
I scampered to where I had left my phone to check WhatsApp which was also awash with irrelevant messages.
I scrolled till I located our prestigious, most reliable world news group GLOBAL NEWS BRIEFINGZ only to find that true, Trump is leading.
So I dressed up to go and confirm whether it is the cause for all the noise in this Musese village of ours. Only to be told mbu they have imbalu going on!
I thought that Bagisu are celebrating a Trump victory with kadodi and ululations.
Kumbe, they are the only ones that know their mandate.
They know that a change in Washington doesn’t mean much to them further than the 6th President Museveni may outlive.
Denis is an accountant. He writes the X – Files From The Village.